Where do we go from here...
Ripped this from www.talkingcock.com.. damn funny...
Which American reality TV franchise should MediaCorp adapt next? What will they look like?
SINGAPORE TEMPTATION ISLAND
Contestants are sent to the new casino on the island of Sentosa, where they struggle with their temptation to blow their life savings
Contestants compete to work for Singapore’s top char kway teow hawker whose catchphrase is: “You’re FRIED!”
SINGAPOREAN FEAR FACTOR
Singaporeans must overcome their fear of being sued for defamation or getting the air-con treatment somewhere around Whitley Road.
They’re really beautiful! Oops! Sorry, we mean they’re fakely beautiful. But they have a lot of self-esteem issues, so be nice and don’t “swan” them, leh!
THE SINGAPORE RESTAURANT
This week’s exciting episode: the Ministry of Environment conducts a spot check.
SINGAPORE’S BIGGEST LOSERS
This week, the contestants include the poor buggers who invested in Global Crossing, the sad sacks who kena suckered into paying $2b for two berths in Hong Kong's port, the pathetic people who took a stake in CAO, and the taxpayers.
SINGAPOREAN STRAIGHT EYE FOR THE QUEER GUY
A group of SAF infantry sergeants give a chao ah quah a macho makeover, so that his family and friends won’t shun him any longer.
They’re single. They’re over 40. They make less than $2,500 a month. Got hope not? Maybe only fat ones. Sponsored by the SDU.
SINGAPOREAN NANNY 999
This local adaptation of America’s ‘Nanny 911’ series features maids calling the police to report their employers for doing stuff like pouring boiling water on them or biting off their nipples.
SINGAPOREAN SIMPLE LIFE
The daughters of two tua kee towkays are sent to stay in a (gasp!) HDB flat and (shock! horror!) study in NUS!
Another Singaporean leaves the island – and resettles in Perth where he’s surviving very nicely, thank you for asking.
SINGAPORE’S NEXT TOP MODEL
In this week’s episode, contestants compete to be the next Nominated Member of Parliament.