The One about the top things teachers wish they could tell their students but can't
Adapted from the talking cock
I found this really farni.. it is abit late though but I decided to add a little stuff of my own :)
1. Actually, you’ll never need to know most of what I’m asked to teach you.
2. I wish they didn’t make you come to school either.
3. Wait till you see what I’ve written about YOU on MY blog – www.siginnah.com
4. Don’t take this the wrong way, but where your father and mother brother and sister?
5. I really wish you were as smart as you think you are.
6. You know, it’s true. You really don’t have to go to study hard and go to university. I did, and look at the crappy job I got.
7. Please don’t breed. Please!
8. Jack Neo was wrong: you damn stupid (and you damn stupid too!)
My own additions:
9. Seriously you really think you are that good?
10. If you are going to do something stupid like breaking the law or school rules, just dont get caught.
11. You make my life miserable and I promise I would make yours too, 10 times more!
12. If you think that you are going to be like Sim Wong Hoo, you are so damn wrong.
13. You are not stupid just intellectually challenged
14. "Idiot" is too nice a word for you, and so is "monkey"
15. Seriously if you really feel that there is nothing to live for, go ahead and jump and commit suicide, I am not going to stop you.
anything else to add?